It’s so sad that I don’t meet enough programmers who rave.

In my entire rave streak I’ve only run into a single other programmer who actually raves. I lost his phone number but the next one I run into I’m going to hold onto.

PLEASE CONTACT ME IF YOU ARE A PROGRAMMER AND YOU ARE ALSO A RAVER. 

Also, did you ever wonder why programmers are notorious for not having girlfriends? It’s because you’re all so god damn negative. Try raving for a change, it’ll change your world. Fuckers!